After posting my prior post titled Things I Do That Drive My Partner Crazy , my ever loving, ever so sarcastic partner “C” decided she would weigh in. Here are her responses:
Hey. I’m fond of the random singing! It means she’s in a good mood. So sing on, girl! “Singing” the entire Fairlight part of Running up that Hill isn’t singing – it’s bleeps and bloops. You’re making computer sounds for heaven’s sake. You are a Dot Matrix printer. Beep Beep. Bloop Bloop.
Eating in Bed.
How the fuck a human manages to eat an apple in 5.1 digital surround sound cranked to 100 is beyond me.
Patience with technology.
Most of our technology is stone-age obsolete bricks. Having fits about running Windows 7 on a third-hand $200 laptop from 2007 is just silly.
Free? Yes please!
Collect all the freebies you want, love. I’m poor too. Pass the purse hot sauce.
I love my dog.
OH THIS IS A STICKING POINT FOR SURE. I love that she loves her dog! Pets are part of the family!
Having said that – I’d be just as angry if a family member took a giant steaming sloppy dump on the floor for me to walk in at 5 a.m.;
I’d be just as raging if a younger sibling sat on my partner’s lap for 12 hours a day and totally clam jammed me at every opportunity.
I tend to collect things.
You call it collecting. I call it knick-knack hell.
I’m a night owl.
You say night owl, I say as long as I don’t wake up it’s kosher. That 3:20 a.m. alarm, y’all.
Also – I don’t call her horror and supernatural documentaries stupid. Anything that someone is passionate about and interested in is not stupid.
I say that those horror and supernatural documentaries *might* have a role in the screaming night terrors…
BONUS! THREE THINGS I DO THAT MY PARTNER HATES!
Live Humbly, Be Charitable, Live Graciously,
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